08. 28. 14. 09:26 am ♥ 734779

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

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08. 28. 14. 09:24 am ♥ 13883

a-spoon-is-born:

jayno-eyes:

"Wow how do you leave your house lol" I don’t. We don’t. Your crude jokes about our illnesses and disabilities are not funny. Some of us cannot, do not, leave our houses. Nobody is laughing.

Read this, and then read it again. I’m sick and tired of times in my life I barely made it through being used as someone else’s hypothetical and unimaginable worst case scenario.

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08. 28. 14. 09:22 am ♥ 69596
erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
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erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

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08. 28. 14. 09:21 am ♥ 221144

casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

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08. 28. 14. 09:20 am ♥ 22802

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

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08. 28. 14. 09:18 am ♥ 115649

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
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Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

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08. 28. 14. 09:17 am ♥ 340945
for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

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08. 28. 14. 09:16 am ♥ 289825

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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08. 28. 14. 09:25 am ♥ 29491

*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

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08. 28. 14. 09:23 am ♥ 277545

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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08. 28. 14. 09:22 am ♥ 421206

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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08. 28. 14. 09:20 am ♥ 25593
niallercakez:

This pisses me off because it’s bloody true

niallercakez:

This pisses me off because it’s bloody true

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08. 28. 14. 09:19 am ♥ 529899
braydaaan:


hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world
live long and prosper little dude..

omggggg

braydaaan:

hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world

live long and prosper little dude..

omggggg

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08. 28. 14. 09:17 am ♥ 314921

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

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08. 28. 14. 09:16 am ♥ 192351

thorrson:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

I…

I love this.

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