09. 30. 14. 01:12 pm ♥ 183479

martininamerica:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

My cat is more internet famous than me at this point

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09. 30. 14. 01:09 pm ♥ 11664

madiniwa:

A series of drawings in (belated) celebration of the magic that was King Gavin parts I and II. All hail the new king motherfuckers. 

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09. 30. 14. 01:06 pm ♥ 154289

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

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09. 30. 14. 01:05 pm ♥ 185176

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

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09. 30. 14. 01:04 pm ♥ 29163
justamus:

prettyy-little-things:

cute petticoat dress

I have a definite weakness for coatdresses

justamus:

prettyy-little-things:

cute petticoat dress

I have a definite weakness for coatdresses

(Source: simplychicandclassy)

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09. 30. 14. 01:02 pm ♥ 282468
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source: shopjeen)

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09. 25. 14. 06:26 am ♥ 219

ktnissevurdeen:

if hogwarts had modern technology + wifi (part 2)

psd credits {x x x x}

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09. 25. 14. 06:25 am ♥ 57648

Title: A Word From Our Sponsors

amandaexmachina:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

milk-fro:

I needed to put this on my blog.

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE ONE. I WAS IN THE CAR LISTENING TO IT AND I WAS LIKE ‘WHAT THE FUCKING HELL’ OUT LOUD AND MY SISTER AND MY MOM GOT REALLY MAD BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

How many times did they need to record that before Cecil stopped laughing at it?

That’s the real question here.

(Source: mug-of-milk)

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09. 30. 14. 01:10 pm ♥ 132576
shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.
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shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

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09. 30. 14. 01:08 pm ♥ 6358

rydenarmani:

rydenarmani:

i hate that most zombie movies are written from a perspective universe where there is no zombie lore. i want a zombie move written from the perspective of our universe where everyone knows what a zombie is and everyone tries to figure out what kind of zombies they’re dealing with.

there’s one neckbeard in the group that carries a machete and won’t stop quoting the zombie survival guide

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09. 30. 14. 01:05 pm ♥ 4084

whutwait:

Sir Boris, the finest swordsman in the world! And his brother, Sir Morris, not the finest swordsman in the world… but the most enthusiastic!

And their noble pets!

Sir Horace the dog and Sir Doris the Hamster.

THE BIG KNIGHTS!

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09. 30. 14. 01:04 pm ♥ 17432
eyebrowgod:

the best twist
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eyebrowgod:

the best twist

(Source: milkyfriend)

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09. 30. 14. 01:04 pm ♥ 303751

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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09. 25. 14. 06:27 am ♥ 284569
queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why
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queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

(Source: prrrk03)

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09. 25. 14. 06:26 am ♥ 291366

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

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